Saturday, June 12, 2010

Quotes Describing “The Most Interesting Man in the World”

These are tongue in cheek quotes from the "Dos Equis beer ad campaign"

“He can speak French… in Russian.”

“At museums he’s allowed to touch the art.”

“His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards.”

“Sharks have a week dedicated to him.”

“He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it felt.”

“His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.”

“His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it.”

“Bulls flat out refuse to fight him.”

“His organ donation card also lists his beard.”

“Alien abductors have asked him to probe them.”

“The police often question him just because they find him interesting.”

“His mother has tattoo that reads ‘Son’”

“He has been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room.”

“He is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.”

“He has never lost a sock.”

“Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.”

“He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.”

“You can see his charisma from space.”

“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.”

“He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.”

“His blood smells like cologne.”

“He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.”

“Every time he goes for a swim, Dolphins appear.”

“If he were to give you directions, you’d never get lost, and arrive at least 5 minutes early.”

“His legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder.”

“He taught a Horse to read his E-Mail.”

“Even his enemies list him as there emergency contact number.”

“He never say’s something tastes like chicken, not even chicken.”

“People hang on his every word, even the prepositions.”

In other words, he is, in fact…… “The Most Interesting Man in the World”

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